I also feel very strongly about the oxford comma mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal

whatthefunniest:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

alexander the acceptable

(via artificiallyme)

aleatoricism:

“You just enjoy creating small natural disasters in your own life.”　

When you ask people about love, they tell you about heartbreak.

— Brene Brown